Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies
For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like
Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea.
That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
"they just keep naming symptoms until they get one that you fucking got,
'are you sad? are you lonely? do you got athlete's foot? are you hot, are you cold? what you got? you want this pill huh, mothafucka' “
- Chris Rock